Merry Christmas from Liven Creative

2013 has been a great year for Liven and we would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Just for a laugh (or a groan as is usual on the big day), here are the 10 best Christmas Cracker jokes for 2013.

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?
Because they were two deer

Mary and Joseph – now they had a stable relationship

What does the Queen call her Christmas broadcast?
The One Show

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker

Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf insurance

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered

How do you know if Santa has been in your shed?
You’ve got three extra hoes

Why was the Brussels Sprout sent to prison?
Because he was a repeat offender

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Andrew Myles

As a Founding partner of Liven Creative, I love nothing more than igniting great ideas and using them to produce everything and anything from brands to websites to showreels. An obsession with the big idea pushes me to reinvent and create inspirational ideas at every opportunity. I still find time for other passions such as, snowboarding, mountain biking, climbing, horse riding and of course the challenge of getting my son ready for school in the morning.