Merry Christmas from Liven Creative
2013 has been a great year for Liven and we would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Just for a laugh (or a groan as is usual on the big day), here are the 10 best Christmas Cracker jokes for 2013.
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?
Because they were two deer
Mary and Joseph – now they had a stable relationship
What does the Queen call her Christmas broadcast?
The One Show
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf insurance
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered
How do you know if Santa has been in your shed?
You’ve got three extra hoes
Why was the Brussels Sprout sent to prison?
Because he was a repeat offender